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Marvin explains: Where you stood advertised what you were looking. For example, if you stood in the corner by the bathroom, that meant you wanted to suck someone off.

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What kind of smut was this cinema showing for its customers to burn a whole day there? Also, how much money did Marvin's boss make selling yale IL horney women drinks to dehydrated marathon masturbators someone get the florida adult theater broom? My boss would choose pretty mainstream things.

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Nothing too crazy, as in no fetishes. They wouldn't care what movie would be playing. These aren't happy men," Marvin said. Florlda florida adult theater would shuffle in, buy a ticket, and go start their day in the dark. They would come out florida adult theater peanuts, chips, popcorn we would sell in the lobby, and hurry back in like little rodents. An entire 12 hours is a bit extreme, but it happened. On adullt, I estimate men spent four hours per visit. Well. Hey look, another double entendre.

Good job, us. Anyway, despite literally everything we've mentioned so far, Marvin doesn't remember this job as particularly pleasant.

A month into the job, there's no way I could be aroused by an XXX movie. It was moving wallpaper, basically.

It's still like. If I see an xHamster clip or whatever, it has no effect on me whatsoever By the seventh flroida eighth month, I dreaded working. Once the novelty wears off, you notice the atmosphere florida adult theater thick with loneliness, yearning, and dissatisfaction.

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Imagine how much time that frees up for Marvin! He could cure cancer.

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